I Will Not...

(with apologies to John Baldessari...)

I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend
I will not get anywhere near my computer this weekend...

... except that I already did...